This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation.

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I had a Shnooky night.

I had a Shnooky night.

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena

Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

Cabs are here!

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

Burgers for the boys!

Burgers for the boys!