Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

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We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

Burgers for the boys!

Burgers for the boys!

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

You spilled the haterade

You spilled the haterade

The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...

The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see