Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

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Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Oh, yah!!!

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

Burgers for the boys!

Burgers for the boys!

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.