Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

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Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...

Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...

The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Burgers for the boys!

Burgers for the boys!

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

You spilled the haterade

You spilled the haterade