For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

Love is all about... whistles.

Love is all about... whistles.

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.