And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I just call him Jamal Even though his name is Steve.

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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

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I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

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And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

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