Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

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There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

Love is all about... whistles.

Love is all about... whistles.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.