Where are all the sour patch parents?

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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

Love is all about... whistles.

Love is all about... whistles.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...