Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.