Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

Quote by Christopher Morley

Topics: Dance Quotes, Life Quotes

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other...

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other...

I give you Chicago. It is not London and Harvard. It is not Paris and...

I give you Chicago. It is not London and Harvard. It is not Paris and...

There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of...

There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of...