Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

Quote by Christopher Morley

Topics: Dance Quotes, Life Quotes

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...