No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Quote by Christopher Morley

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God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on....

One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on....