No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Quote by Christopher Morley

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Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Should-haves solve nothing. It's the next thing to happen that needs thinking about.

Should-haves solve nothing. It's the next thing to happen that needs thinking about.

Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.

Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.