No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

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It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...