Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Quote by Christopher Morley

Topics: Life Quotes

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...