A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

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We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She...

Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plain. She...

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.