The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

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I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed...

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed...

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is...

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is...

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and...

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and...

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Men are only as loyal as their options

Men are only as loyal as their options

If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...

If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more...

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more...

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or...

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or...

Abstinence is a perversion.

Abstinence is a perversion.

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

I never really had a childhood. I was around adults all the time. My favorite...

I never really had a childhood. I was around adults all the time. My favorite...

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.