Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

Quote by Bill Maher

Topics: Fire Quotes, Funny Quotes

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make...

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make...

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something...

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something...

When we make mistakes they call it evil

When we make mistakes they call it evil

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's...

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's...

It's all been satirized for your protection.

It's all been satirized for your protection.

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more...

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is...

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is...

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I...

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

Abstinence is a perversion.

Abstinence is a perversion.

I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.

I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger.

Yes, I have breasts. So does 50% of the population. Do we really have to...

Yes, I have breasts. So does 50% of the population. Do we really have to...