The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

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Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else...

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else...

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I...

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I...

A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors...

A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors...

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.

When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and...

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and...

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs

Men are only as loyal as their options

Men are only as loyal as their options

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or...

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or...

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you...

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you...