I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

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If you think you have it tough, read history books.

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make...

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make...

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to...

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to...

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The...

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The...

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

When we make mistakes they call it evil

When we make mistakes they call it evil

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's...

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's...

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and...

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and...

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen...

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen...

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...

If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs

Read much, but not many books.

Read much, but not many books.

Religion points to that area of human experience where in one way or another man...

Religion points to that area of human experience where in one way or another man...

Religion is no more possible without prayer than poetry without language, or music without atmosphere

Religion is no more possible without prayer than poetry without language, or music without atmosphere