Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.

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Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the...

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the...

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and...

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and...

Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we...

Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we...

Passport Picture - A photo of a man that looks exactly the way his friends...

Passport Picture - A photo of a man that looks exactly the way his friends...

Red meat is not bad for you

Red meat is not bad for you

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not...

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not...

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Our hamburgers, made from the flesh of chemically impregnated cattle, had been broiled over counterfeit...

Our hamburgers, made from the flesh of chemically impregnated cattle, had been broiled over counterfeit...

The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like...

The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like...

This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure...

This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure...

Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and...

Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and...