Red meat is not bad for you
Quote by Dylan Moran
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...
You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy,...
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
I don't really think of myself as an actor.
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works,...
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger...
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly...
You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...