Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.

Topics: Food Quotes, Funny Quotes

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and...

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and...

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own...

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two...

Where do you go to get anorexia?

Where do you go to get anorexia?

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Bread is the king of the table and all else is merely the court that...

Bread is the king of the table and all else is merely the court that...

If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their...

If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their...

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

Its difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isnt...

Its difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isnt...

It is not necessary to advertise food to hungry people, fuel to cold people, or...

It is not necessary to advertise food to hungry people, fuel to cold people, or...

This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone

This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone

Eat - well is drink - well's brother

Eat - well is drink - well's brother

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...