Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.

Quote by Vivian Stanshall

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Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let...

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let...

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas.

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of...

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of...

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to...

But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to...

A bird can roost but on one branch, a mouse can drink not more than...

A bird can roost but on one branch, a mouse can drink not more than...

Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days...

Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days...

And I will bring again the captivity of my people of Israel, and they shall...

And I will bring again the captivity of my people of Israel, and they shall...

And the other lamb shalt thou offer at even: as the meat offering of the...

And the other lamb shalt thou offer at even: as the meat offering of the...

And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt it in the fire,...

And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt it in the fire,...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

But ye are they that forsake the LORD, that forget my holy mountain, that prepare...

But ye are they that forsake the LORD, that forget my holy mountain, that prepare...

And the people chode with Moses, and spake, saying, Would God that we had died...

And the people chode with Moses, and spake, saying, Would God that we had died...

And they sat down, and did eat and drink both of them together: for the...

And they sat down, and did eat and drink both of them together: for the...

Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Israel, and for four, I will not...

Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Israel, and for four, I will not...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and...

I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and...