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When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...

How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...

There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be...

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i'm still at...

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i'm still at...