If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the…

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black...

Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just...

Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just...

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....