There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be correct more frequently.

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My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...

Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my...

I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my...

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...

That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.

There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.