The awkward moment when you look up from your phone and the person you have been following around the supermarket isn't your Mom.

Topics: Shit Happens Quotes, Teenage Quotes

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a...

That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.

That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you want attention. We're screwed...

If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you want attention. We're screwed...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.

That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.

Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy,...

Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy,...

Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a...

Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a...