Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy, 1% cleaning up.

Topics: Kids Quotes, Teenage Quotes

Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we...

Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we...

I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him...

I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him...

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel.

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel.

Its not how good you are. Its how good you want to be.

Its not how good you are. Its how good you want to be.

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.

Always make the best of the best, and never make bad worse.

Always make the best of the best, and never make bad worse.

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one...

The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one...

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never...

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never...

Make each day your masterpiece.

Make each day your masterpiece.

Mom, look! 'Very nice.' Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking...

Mom, look! 'Very nice.' Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking...

School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we...

School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we...

My Definition of a clean room; a clear path from the door to my bed.

My Definition of a clean room; a clear path from the door to my bed.

Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood before asking them for something.

Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood before asking them for something.

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

I'm a teenager. I text at the speed of light, listen to my music too...

I'm a teenager. I text at the speed of light, listen to my music too...

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you...

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you...