Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy, 1% cleaning up.

Topics: Kids Quotes, Teenage Quotes

My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know...

My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow...

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow...

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...

I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw...

Its not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.

Its not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.

Make each day your masterpiece.

Make each day your masterpiece.

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel.

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel.

'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.'...

'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.'...

Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to...

Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to...

Mom, look! 'Very nice.' Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking...

Mom, look! 'Very nice.' Oh, that's cool how you saw without actually looking...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the...

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the...

One reason we have children I think is to learn that parts of ourselves we...

One reason we have children I think is to learn that parts of ourselves we...

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake...

That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake...

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're...

The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're...

Teachers teach because they care. Teaching young people is what they do best. It requires...

Teachers teach because they care. Teaching young people is what they do best. It requires...

Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to...

Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to...