Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

Without losers, where would the winners be?

Without losers, where would the winners be?

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who...

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

Most games are lost, not won.

Most games are lost, not won.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones...

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones...

Don't spit into the well - you might drink from it later.

Don't spit into the well - you might drink from it later.

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.