Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.