They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

Quote by Casey Stengel

Topics: Drink Quotes

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

That game was so famous they never used me.

That game was so famous they never used me.

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Most games are lost, not won.

Most games are lost, not won.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

No, even my players aren't players.

No, even my players aren't players.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a...

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a...

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...