They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

Quote by Casey Stengel

Topics: Drink Quotes

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

No, even my players aren't players.

No, even my players aren't players.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and...

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

Most games are lost, not won.

Most games are lost, not won.

Let him who plays the monarch be a king; Who plays the rogue, be perfect...

Let him who plays the monarch be a king; Who plays the rogue, be perfect...

Play fair. Don't hit people. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.

Play fair. Don't hit people. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.