They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Quote by Casey Stengel

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Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

No, even my players aren't players.

No, even my players aren't players.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

Without losers, where would the winners be?

Without losers, where would the winners be?

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones...

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...