When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

That game was so famous they never used me.

That game was so famous they never used me.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex...

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex...

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.