Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
Quote by Casey Stengel
If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...
The team has come along slow but fast.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones...
Most games are lost, not won.
We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.
See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
I drink to the confusion of our enemies.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Then said Boaz unto Ruth, Hearest thou not, my daughter? Go not to glean in...