If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

Quote by Casey Stengel

Topics: Baseball Quotes, Management Quotes, Sports Quotes

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

That game was so famous they never used me.

That game was so famous they never used me.

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

The team has come along slow but fast.

The team has come along slow but fast.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their...

Luck is infatuated with the efficient.

Luck is infatuated with the efficient.

Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny

Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny