If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

Quote by Casey Stengel

Topics: Baseball Quotes, Management Quotes, Sports Quotes

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

No, even my players aren't players.

No, even my players aren't players.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

Without losers, where would the winners be?

Without losers, where would the winners be?

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

That game was so famous they never used me.

That game was so famous they never used me.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the...

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the...

The trick is growing up without growing old.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're...

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...