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Quote by Casey Stengel

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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in...

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

Most ball games are lost, not won.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

My feeling is that when you're managing a baseball team, you have to pick the...

My feeling is that when you're managing a baseball team, you have to pick the...

...the ending's gonna be great. That's what I'm convinced of.

...the ending's gonna be great. That's what I'm convinced of.

If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals...

If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals...

"I believe the truest way to show gratitude to God is by sharing with a...