I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb...

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.