Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

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I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.