I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

Quote by Oscar Levant

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A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.