I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.
Quote by Oscar Levant
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...
A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...
So little time and so little to do.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
At home, you always have to be a politician; when you're abroad, you almost feel...
Save among politicians it is no longer necessary for any educated American to profess belief...