Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.

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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.