I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...