Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Quote by Carol Burnett

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Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...