Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Quote by Carol Burnett

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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...