Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Quote by Carol Burnett

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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that...

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it...

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?