Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Quote by Carol Burnett

Topics: Birth Quotes, Giving Quotes

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It...

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second...

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work...

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of...

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't noah between meals. I mean, I...

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.