I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for...

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for...

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally...

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally...

In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three...

In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three...

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

You write about what you know.

You write about what you know.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

Drugs scared me.

Drugs scared me.

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of...

I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of...

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the...

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the...

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that...

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that...