I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

Quote by Larry David

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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that...

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that...

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become...

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become...

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about...

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about...

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three...

In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three...

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't...

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't...

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

Drugs scared me.

Drugs scared me.

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

Well never ever be as good on record as we are live because were not...

Well never ever be as good on record as we are live because were not...