At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.

Quote by Larry David

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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to...

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to...

I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want,...

I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want,...

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but...

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but...

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that...

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that...

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the...

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the...

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not...

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not...

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

You write about what you know.

You write about what you know.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.