The best way to behave is to misbehave.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Behavior Quotes

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.