Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.

Quote by Mae West

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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

In case you never get a second chance: don't be afraid!

In case you never get a second chance: don't be afraid!

If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you....

If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you....

I will forgive you but the way I look at you will never be same...

I will forgive you but the way I look at you will never be same...