Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Women Quotes

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Look your best--who said love is blind?

Look your best--who said love is blind?

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad...

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad...

Yell at your child and you prevent him from being bad for a day. Teach...

Yell at your child and you prevent him from being bad for a day. Teach...

I don't think silicone makes a girl good or bad.

I don't think silicone makes a girl good or bad.