One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Sex is emotion in motion.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

The score never interested me, only the game.

The score never interested me, only the game.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...