One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

To err is human - but it feels divine

To err is human - but it feels divine

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.