Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Quote by Mae West

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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.