Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Quote by Mae West
It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
A man's kiss is his signature.
So many men, so little time.
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...
Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action
Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...
Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
A hard man is good to find.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...