Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Quote by Mae West
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I...
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...
I'm single because I was born that way.
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...
Men are easy to get but hard to keep
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.