Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
Quote by Mae West
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies...
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Men are all alike...except the one you've met who's different.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Men are easy to get but hard to keep
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...
A man's kiss is his signature.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of...
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.