A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Quote by Mae West
Mae West Quotes
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...
Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.