Quotes by Zapp Brannigan

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

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I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

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I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

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Kif! Show them the medal I won.

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I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

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I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

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If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

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The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

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Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

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It's real Velour, let yourself go.

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I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

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